The Wonders of Lard

Are you allergic to everything under the sun except pork? Do you miss peanut butter, ice cream, and assorted other gooey/creamy foods? Well, you can create a million different pseudo-foods with lard. Available at a low price at any grocery store in big tubs. It's pretty much tasteless and oderless, so you can add any flavouring you like.

I think I'll go have a peanut butter, I mean lard sandwich now ...