Who's up for a sweater vest bonfire party?

YouTube - Marg, Princess Warrior - The Sweater Vest Bonfire
Want to really vent? Have a sweater vest bonfire party!

The Wonders of Lard

Are you allergic to everything under the sun except pork? Do you miss peanut butter, ice cream, and assorted other gooey/creamy foods? Well, you can create a million different pseudo-foods with lard. Available at a low price at any grocery store in big tubs. It's pretty much tasteless and oderless, so you can add any flavouring you like.

I think I'll go have a peanut butter, I mean lard sandwich now ...

Why Can't I Own A Canadian

This is amazing.
Excerpt:
Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?